comrade, in battle William Wallace
Today I had to bitch slap my face 10 times shouting snap out of it dude come on come back to us now. Oh come on just 5 more minutes feels so damn good does this 🙂
No get out before you sink our ship been there done that get your ass back. I returned with pure resistance dragging my feet. Snarling under my breath you spoilt sport do you not realise how sexy that was.
Well, that was me having an internal battle with myself seeing things I shouldn’t be seeing.
On to serious stuff, I think I have done it I’m missing 3 items yet I weighed it up are they absolutely necessary can I live without them? Yes!
I’m ordering these things once they arrive, last-minute checks then poof Jennie strikes with her magic potion I’m ready to roll with me big boots to see my old friend and comrade in battle William Wallace
Looking at delivery dates I should be sorted by 9th August
And to that hot warrior woman made of the right stuff who made me feel like someone did have my back. If you weren’t with that British dude I would throw you over my shoulder hold on to you forever that was a worthy move for giving me that feeling. I could always club him over the head, with my cave club first, I suppose, lights out dude she’s all mine. Do I really need another triangle hmm maybe not relax she’s yours?
“William Wallace I Thoth King of all Alcyon pay homage to Scotland and join thee.”
“A wee lad thou name proceeds thee, where are thou-est men?”
“I come with many sat among the heavens awaiting orders William”
“Then we shall stand together against the British for all freedom we rejoin as one once more.”
“Sons of Scotland bring me the head of Boris the badger”
“A wee joke Thoth we have in these great lands.”
The items I required